stop scrolling and just look at this picture of a baby giraffe
okay that’s all carry on
my wayward son
there’ll be peace when you are done
lay your weary head to rest
don’t you cry no more
this was a post about a baby giraffe
yes but you said the thing and it summoned them
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me
Keeping up with the cardigans…damn…how do clothes run so fast..
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
Best post on tumblr omg
needed: universal gesture for “i was joking calm down”
thank u drake
when will my normal sleep pattern return from war
"homosexuality is wrong bc god said so"
*mom voice* well if god said to jump off a bridge would you
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."