THM

methimatics:

me at school

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swaggersbacktotheimpala:

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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And then we never spoke again.
my 6 word story // un8common (via hefuckin)

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

harperhug:


#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.

harperhug:

#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

potatochipslut:

This is my favorite picture in the world I don’t care how many times I’ve already reblogged it

potatochipslut:

This is my favorite picture in the world I don’t care how many times I’ve already reblogged it

om1tted:

more-scars-than-skin:

its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet

amen.

cherryseltzer:

coral-greef:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

EATS FALLS ASLEEP

TREVOR

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