fuckyeahlaughters:

tumblr gets technical

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tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

princeowl:

princeowl:

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now

this post would have been a hit in 2010

edating:

kinda weird that you can think about someone as much as you want and they have no idea

oswinism:

in-lovino-veritas:

2econdp2iioniic:

shavemeinthemorning:

operamatic:

ukeaco:

I would just like to point out that the beginning and end of Spirited Away creep me out in the most delicious way possible. I’ve always been a fan of fairy tales, and not just the Grimm and Anderson stuff, almost all my life. Like the honestly faerie court stories.

Themes you see in those reflect strongly in this movie, and comparing them side by side just makes it that much more stark.

Often times you hear that if you get sucked into the fairy realm, you shouldn’t eat their food. It gives them power over you. More often than not, heroes finally escape the fairy realm after what they perceive to be a very short time (a night or a week)…

…only to find that seasons or years have passed.

‘Hey, it’s all dusty in here. Is this someone’s idea of a joke?’

CRAPPING SHIT I WHY HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

This always freaked me out a little as a kid. Like the OP, I couldn’t help but wonder how long REALLY passed. I always pretended it was something like a week but… Judging by that moss, I can’t say for sure.

A week? Try much MUCH /MUCH/ longer. The plants are a good indicator but a better one is the statue. We’re seeing it from the same angle in each shot. Look in the first one before she enters, it’s not NEW but you can tell what it is.

Now look at the second frame. It’s so eroded it’s just a dull, flat stone.

That thing is solid stone, that must have taken up to, if not more than, a DECADE to wear down that much.

Not to mention that there are new trees next to the car. Just remember how long it actually takes for trees to grow real quick.

Evidence is suggesting they were in there for maybe around 20-30 years.

And when they arrived it was cobblestones they parked on, but when they leave it’s all grown over with grass

holy SHIT

Holy crap I never really thought about this before but something about the ending always creeped it out. Now I know why.

midnight-pooping:

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

My favorite is the guy in the pink dress

undirty:

*romantically climbs onto your balcony, to ask for the wifi password.*

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elessar2931:

consultingelf:

lizzledpink:

kirathrace:

shows before bros

#flicks before dicks #tales before males #scenes before peens #fictional lands before prostate glands

fictional lands before prostate glands

my new motto

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gokudezi:

gokudezi:

Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt

rtlstuff:

bonushumor:

Destroying Hipster posts one at a time

ltwaswhatever:

Sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical.

(Source: queue-bee)

 be free, Leo.

be free